Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Of Beginnings And Mission Statements

This being my very first post, I dare not expect too much of it. I hope, of course, that it'll be special - a gem amongst first posts. But I have the feeling that asking that of it would just stifle it under the weight of such expectations.

The idea for this blog is to showcase my writing, and for it to be a portfolio of sorts. So this blog's mission statement, if it had one in the fashionable form, would read something like:

"To provide an {superlative of adjective} medium in which to {superlative of adverb} showcase examples of {superlative of adjective} talent, having attracted x amount of {superlative of adjective} attention in n years."

Pardon me if it seems like this mission statement idea doesn't have complete buy-in from me. I actually do think it has its place in corporate life, all I object to is the air of expectation surrounding the mission statement, as though employees of a company, upon reading it will be struck with awe at what a grand enterprise they are part of. Most of the time, if read at all, the only effect the superlative-drenched and incredibly buzz-wordy line has on people apart from the zealous new recruit (see below) is rather uninspiring.


To be fair, there are ones I like. Simple statements that tell people what they are part of without making it sound like a major production. Google's: "To facilitate access to information for the entire world." and Virgin Atlantic's: "To grow a profitable airline which people love to fly and where people love to work." get my vote.

So, no, I'm not saying do away with the mission statement. But when you're drafting one, stop trying to include everything they ever mentioned in that business course. Heck, dump the theory entirely while you're at it.

Share your dream, the rest will follow.

5 comments:

  1. Interesting.
    A recent study we did revealed how most of the so called 'customer oriented' have pompous mission statements that only focus their own achievements.
    Very rarely does a company include a genuine statement on how other people will benefit.
    And the companies who do were found to be hugely successful, like Virgin.
    Good luck with the new blog. I like it already.

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  2. Hey, are you writing a blog or setting up a corporation? Either way, loads of good luck! Good to see you back. ;)

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  3. alloo alloo! :D all the very best with the new blog! and good to have you back! :D

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  4. I second Chavie. Good luck with it Hijinx. :D Glad to have u back. :)

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  5. delilah: Thanks :) And yes, I agree. But I guess if everyone were good, that'd be bad too. :P

    S_I: A bit of both :D And thank you. :)

    Chavie & GG: Thanks :D

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